for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
My mum just came into my room and said “did you lose a pair of pants?”
and I was like “…what”
and then she took my hand
and gave me this carrot
I tried to give it back but she ran away laughing
So today something quite amazeballz happened when I was about to have lunch at Cathay…
A lady sitting beside my table suddenly asked me for my name and whether or not I am studying/working. She then asked if I would be interested in helping her model for her bridal shop. My first reaction was ‘R u serious?! I’m like quite short. Why don’t you ask my friend? *pointing to my uni mate who was buying food at the counter*’ & she said ‘No I want YOUR look’ and of cos I was very flattered hahahahaha and she proceeded saying it won’t matter cos I would be wearing really HIGH heels. And then she told me she would pay me $200 for a one day shoot and asked me for my number and she gave me hers too. She even said I look japanese…….. Do I?!
What a weird but honestly good encounter.